stomper
6:55 Thu Sep 1
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Rondorian
Last year I taught 'Rondorian". I said 'wow, what a great name! It sounds like the Emperor of the Universe or something. Do you know where it comes from?' He said, "I think its just black. Can you please call me Peanut?" Peanut? Peanut. Even my mom and dad call me peanut. So please call me Peanut. Smart kid
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sticks
6:47 Thu Sep 1
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Two brothers Gideon & Django
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HairyHammer
2:23 Thu Sep 1
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Pi Alpha Nu
Yet that name is always going to be popular.
So suck on that.
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East Auckland Hammer
2:08 Thu Sep 1
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A mate who's a teacher reckoned he knew of twins who's parents tried to call them "Benson" and "Hedges" and that there was a kid in one of his classes called Busstop.
And a quick google reveals one I had completely forgotten about - Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii.
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jfk
2:00 Thu Sep 1
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I was in Suffolk a couple of weeks ago.There was a pair of stuck up cunts had two boys named Randolph and Aspen. Wankers.
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bruuuno
1:45 Thu Sep 1
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Girl I know called her kid Armani. Kids dad was shot dead by police a few months after he was born
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chim chim cha boo
1:07 Thu Sep 1
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JonNash 9:39 Wed Aug 31
Yup, I've got to hold my hands up. I think your post is pretty much unbeatable.
Strangely though, Texas is running in second place. I suppose even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Pi Alpha Nu
1:04 Thu Sep 1
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Mohammed, naming your child after a nonce is wrong.
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Dan M
12:55 Thu Sep 1
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FruityBoots. 10:07 Wed Aug 31
I played football with a Roman about twenty years ago. I've got a client called Roman as well (English bloke, in his late thirties).
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Son of Anarchy
11:58 Wed Aug 31
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I've not been earshot of the Beckham family but if I was it would be any of their kids
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East Auckland Hammer
11:55 Wed Aug 31
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JonNash 9:39 Wed Aug 31
Where do you teach?
Chaos-Riot is a brilliant name.
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Texas Iron
11:41 Wed Aug 31
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Shanteesha
Antoneesha
Duantonio
Shawnveetor
All in local Dollar store...
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Mart O
11:35 Wed Aug 31
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JonNash 9:39 Wed Aug 31
'La-a (pronounced Ladasha)'
Lads, we have a winner. No one can beat that, surely...?
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
10:57 Wed Aug 31
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Jon
You've just reminded me of another. Some bint who friended me a couple of weeks back. Had a cheeky look at her photos as she was a sort at school. She has a son called Blayde. I thought her autocorrect had changed it from say Brian or something (which in itself would be a bit cruel) but no, photo after photo of this blayde character. white, middle class, NOT a socket, normal bird.
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Bernie
10:13 Wed Aug 31
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WORZEL
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FruityBoots.
10:07 Wed Aug 31
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My youngest played football against a team with a kid called Roman!!
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stewey
9:50 Wed Aug 31
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Heard parents shout oicunt the other day
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JonNash
9:39 Wed Aug 31
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There is a law in NZ to stop the utterly ridiculous but it's doesn't work. 4real got stopped but others slip through. As a teacher we have kids at my school called Chaos-Riot, Blade, Flame, Honestly, Emanon (No name backwards) and the winner La-a (pronounced Ladasha)
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stomper
9:17 Wed Aug 31
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I had an aunt Eileen: Lovely woman. But Irish spellings are peculiar Had a friend called Aine (Arnya). Taught a kid called Grianne (Grarnya)
All crazy
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joe blob
9:14 Wed Aug 31
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What about all these cunts (CUNTS) who give their kids irish names like Sean and Aiden but have no connection with Ireland?
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TheGhostOfVicWatson
9:14 Wed Aug 31
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As a Communications Distribution Executive (postman) I've come across my fare share of silly names over the years- Comfort, Marvelous, Fantastic, Wiseman, Asquith (who also has a noble surname- Bonaparte) + (in the words of K-Tel) many, many more (which I've unfortunately forgotten)...
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